These are the tales of the evil landlord. His mission is to take away any chance of happiness from anyone so foolish as to be a tenant.
Today he noticed a cat up on the balcony of a unit. NO PETS ALLOWED!
But he decided it would be better not to mention it. Live and let live, after all.
Not to mention the unauthorized occupant.
And he called a tenant whose rent was 5 days late to ask why. Politely he asked and was satisfied with the answer and apologized for disturbing the tenant.
Finally he went upstairs with his drain opening tools and snaked the bathroom basin for a tenant. Evil landlord prefers to do this work himself because plumbers have been known to break drain lines with their rough electric snakes. Oh, and there was also an unauthorized occupant in this unit.
Meanwhile, tomorrow the floor men will come and put in new vinyl in a bathroom for another tenant.
Evil landlord never rests in his quest to make tenants miserable!
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